She's got the bejeezuz
bleeding from her arms
she's autostigmatismatic
she sets off car alarms

and she's got a harley
she hardly ever rides
through the eye of the hurricane
and she makes it out alive

she's a party on the everglades
she's endangered and dangerous

she's got a rooster teacosy
made of lead
amazing the neighborhood
she's growing houses in her head
and she's supernumerary
when it comes to all her men
sea planes land on her
and are never seen again

she's a party on the everglades
she makes me want to do something

I want to
I want to
I want to
I want to
I want to
I want to
die

My friend all want to meet her
but I don't like the mess
she's in another era
growing potatos in her dress

and she's something special
but I don't want to say
I'm building a statue of her
made out of special K

she's a party on the everglades
she's endangered and dangerous
and dangerous

she...